{"id":22164,"date":"2026-04-13T10:00:50","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T08:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/?p=22164"},"modified":"2026-04-12T18:12:03","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T16:12:03","slug":"decouvrez-grace-au-cvpbn-centre-de-veille-permanente-de-baisse-des-niveaux-ou-baisse-le-niveau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/13\/decouvrez-grace-au-cvpbn-centre-de-veille-permanente-de-baisse-des-niveaux-ou-baisse-le-niveau\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e9couvrez gr\u00e2ce au CVPBN (Centre de veille permanente de baisse des niveaux) o\u00f9 baisse le niveau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">On peut \u00e9galement suivre en direct le rythme de publication des collectes de niveaux qui baissent sur Mastodon &gt; <a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/deck\/@FrancisMizio\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ici gr\u00e2ce au bot Le Niveau Baisse<\/a>.<\/p>\n        <div class=\"lnb-bot\" data-count=\"3\" data-nonce=\"aed7543d81\">\n                            <h3 class=\"lnb-bot-title\">Derniers niveaux qui baissent collect\u00e9s :<\/h3>\n            \n            <div class=\"lnb-bot-output\">\n                <p>R\u00e9percut\u00e9 par les observateurs : le niveau de maintien du pronostic vital baisse d&#039;une ampleur in\u00e9dite \u00e0 la station de taxi. C&#039;est grave pour l&#039;avenir ! (Par contre, des artistes pensent que c&#039;est une cons\u00e9quence de l&#039;alt-right am\u00e9ricaine.)<\/p><p>Si j&#039;ai bien compris un DRH : le niveau de solutionnisme baisse plus que pr\u00e9vu chez nos cousins Qu\u00e9becois. C&#039;est vraiment pas possible ! (Mais on ne reconna\u00eetra jamais que c&#039;est une d\u00e9rive de l\u2019effet Matilda.)<\/p><p>Certifi\u00e9 par un material boy  : le niveau des m\u00e9decins roumains baisse que \u00e7a fait piti\u00e9 \u00e0 ce point  dans l\u2019algora. C&#039;est une d\u00e9ferlante ! (Toutefois, on voit bien que c&#039;est un effet toxique de l\u2019espace-temps.)<\/p>            <\/div>\n\n                            <div class=\"lnb-bot-actions\">\n                    <button type=\"button\" class=\"lnb-bot-regenerate\">&gt; chercher de nouveaux r\u00e9sultats<\/button>\n                <\/div>\n                    <\/div>\n        \n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On peut \u00e9galement suivre en direct le rythme de publication des collectes de niveaux qui baissent sur Mastodon &gt; ici gr\u00e2ce au bot Le Niveau Baisse. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22170,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,5],"tags":[],"fm_constellation":[],"class_list":["post-22164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mode-degrade","category-news"],"acf":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/piaille.fr\/@francismizio\/116396343751033092","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22164"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22175,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22164\/revisions\/22175"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22164"},{"taxonomy":"fm_constellation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fm_constellation?post=22164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}