{"id":2275,"date":"2025-03-30T10:00:02","date_gmt":"2025-03-30T08:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/?p=2275"},"modified":"2026-04-11T10:31:51","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T08:31:51","slug":"doucement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/2025\/03\/30\/doucement\/","title":{"rendered":"Le village qui manque d&rsquo;enfants frais"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En fait, renseignements pris, ce qui est affirm\u00e9 sur le panneaux serait faux : ils n\u2019auraient plus d&rsquo;enfants vivants et du coup se font pr\u00eater des enfants frais par des villages proches. C\u2019est vraiment devenu la guerre anti bagnole ; les gens sont d\u00e9sormais pr\u00eats \u00e0 tout. Faites gaffe \u00e0 vos gamins.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2278\" src=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/enfantsvivants.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1057\" height=\"1057\" srcset=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/enfantsvivants.jpg 1057w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/enfantsvivants-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/enfantsvivants-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/enfantsvivants-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/enfantsvivants-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/enfantsvivants-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1057px) 100vw, 1057px\" \/><br \/>\n(Ben non, ce n&rsquo;est pas vrai, hein. \u00c0 Pianottoli-Caldarello, Corse, 2 juin 2019).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En fait, renseignements pris, ce qui est affirm\u00e9 sur le panneaux serait faux : ils n\u2019auraient plus d&rsquo;enfants vivants et du coup se font pr\u00eater des enfants frais par des villages proches. C\u2019est vraiment devenu la guerre anti bagnole ; les gens sont d\u00e9sormais pr\u00eats \u00e0 tout. Faites gaffe \u00e0 vos gamins. (Ben non, ce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2276,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,5],"tags":[],"fm_constellation":[141,136,140],"class_list":["post-2275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mini-shorts","category-news"],"acf":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/piaille.fr\/@francismizio\/113757081386737670","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2275"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3876,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions\/3876"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"fm_constellation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fm_constellation?post=2275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}