{"id":2546,"date":"2025-04-20T10:00:43","date_gmt":"2025-04-20T08:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/?p=2546"},"modified":"2026-04-11T10:31:51","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T08:31:51","slug":"cotentin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/2025\/04\/20\/cotentin\/","title":{"rendered":"Parfois des ombres au bonheur dans le Cotentin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Outre qu\u2019ils sont ais\u00e9s, qu\u2019ils habitent dans le Cotentin, une superbe maison sur la plage \u00e0 <em>\u00ab dix minutes de tout \u00bb<\/em> et <em>\u00ab \u00e0 20\u00b0 de moins durant les canicules \u00bb<\/em> comme ils aiment \u00e0 plaisanter pour se faire jalouser, qu\u2019ils ont des m\u00e9tiers passionnants, qu\u2019ils affichent une belle sant\u00e9\u2026 Et comme dans la chanson d\u2019Enzo Enzo, <em>\u00ab Ils s&rsquo;adorent \/ Ils disent qu&rsquo;ils s&rsquo;aimeront \u00e0 \/ La vie \u00e0 la mort \/ Ils s&rsquo;adorent \u00bb.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u00ab Mais tout de m\u00eame \u00bb<\/em>, se disait-elle \u00e0 chaque retour de promenade fa\u00e7on Lelouch,<em> \u00ab son putain de cl\u00e9bard mouill\u00e9 pue la mort, et \u00e7a va pas le faire longtemps comme \u00e7a s\u2019il se remue pas pour le rendre \u00e0 son ex \u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2548 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/cotentin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/cotentin.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/cotentin-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/cotentin-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/cotentin-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/cotentin-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/cotentin-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><br \/>\n(28 juin 2019)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Outre qu\u2019ils sont ais\u00e9s, qu\u2019ils habitent dans le Cotentin, une superbe maison sur la plage \u00e0 \u00ab dix minutes de tout \u00bb et \u00ab \u00e0 20\u00b0 de moins durant les canicules \u00bb comme ils aiment \u00e0 plaisanter pour se faire jalouser, qu\u2019ils ont des m\u00e9tiers passionnants, qu\u2019ils affichent une belle sant\u00e9\u2026 Et comme dans la<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2548,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,5],"tags":[],"fm_constellation":[141,136,140],"class_list":["post-2546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mini-shorts","category-news"],"acf":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/piaille.fr\/@francismizio\/113842557136249530","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2546"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4249,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions\/4249"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2546"},{"taxonomy":"fm_constellation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fm_constellation?post=2546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}