{"id":2554,"date":"2025-04-23T10:00:52","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T08:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/?p=2554"},"modified":"2026-11-12T20:15:59","modified_gmt":"2026-11-12T19:15:59","slug":"bug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/2025\/04\/23\/bug\/","title":{"rendered":"Va o\u00f9 la coccinelle te porte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">C\u2019\u00e9tait un week-end de plus \u2013 le week-end de trop sans doute \u2013 qu\u2019il passait \u00e0 aligner du code pour r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 une commande, \u00e9videmment en retard comme toujours, coinc\u00e9 entre son ordinateur, sa table, sa chaise, sa rambarde, sa porte-fen\u00eatre, pour prendre un peu l\u2019air sur son minuscule balcon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">Bosser l\u00e0 \u00e9tait un pis aller. Il profitait du beau temps.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">Enfin, un peu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\"><em>C\u2019\u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e7a.<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-suite=\"1\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">L\u2019insecte s\u2019\u00e9tait pos\u00e9 sur l\u2019\u00e9cran\u2026 et cela d\u00e9clencha en lui comme une d\u00e9flagration.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">Il pensa que c\u2019\u00e9tait <em>un signe.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">Il eut brutalement l\u2019impression que cet insecte <em>voulait lui dire quelque chose<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">Il baissa les yeux. Entre les barreaux, en bas la rue \u00e9tait d\u00e9serte et silencieuse. Ils s\u2019\u00e9taient tous tir\u00e9s \u00e0 la campagne. Ils ne travaillaient pas, eux.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">Il se remit au clavier. Amus\u00e9, il tapa [ladybird\/on] \u00e0 gauche de l\u2019insecte, puis fit d\u00e9filer le curseur en dessous et tapa \u00e0 sa droite [ladybird\/off].<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">R\u00e9pondant \u00e0 la consigne, la bestiole quitta l\u2019ordinateur portable et se posa sur la rambarde.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-suite=\"1\">Il se pencha et l\u2019observa au plus pr\u00e8s possible.<\/p>\n<p data-suite=\"1\">Finalement, ce vide de la ville \u00e9tait oppressant.<\/p>\n<p data-suite=\"1\">C\u2019est alors que la coccinelle d\u00e9plia ses ailes, puis disparut brusquement en direction de la mince ligne d\u2019horizon, entre les deux tours d\u2019en face.<br \/>\nEn fait, c\u2019\u00e9tait une <em>invitation<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p data-suite=\"1\">Alors il enjamba le garde-fou et sauta pour la suivre.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2555\" src=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/coccinelle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/coccinelle.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/coccinelle-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/coccinelle-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/coccinelle-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/coccinelle-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/coccinelle-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(30 juin 2019, Vallet, 44)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019\u00e9tait un week-end de plus \u2013 le week-end de trop sans doute \u2013 qu\u2019il passait \u00e0 aligner du code pour r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 une commande, \u00e9videmment en retard comme toujours, coinc\u00e9 entre son ordinateur, sa table, sa chaise, sa rambarde, sa porte-fen\u00eatre, pour prendre un peu l\u2019air sur son minuscule balcon. Bosser l\u00e0 \u00e9tait un pis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2555,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,5],"tags":[],"fm_constellation":[141,136,140],"class_list":["post-2554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mini-shorts","category-news"],"acf":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/piaille.fr\/@francismizio\/113859546958201775","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2554"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23319,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554\/revisions\/23319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2554"},{"taxonomy":"fm_constellation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fm_constellation?post=2554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}