{"id":2662,"date":"2025-05-02T15:00:46","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T13:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/?p=2662"},"modified":"2026-04-11T10:31:23","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T08:31:23","slug":"salle-dattente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/2025\/05\/02\/salle-dattente\/","title":{"rendered":"Il est imp\u00e9ratif de bien vivre en salle d&rsquo;attente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ses enfants s\u2019\u00e9taient r\u00e9jouis qu\u2019il s\u2019\u00e9tait trouv\u00e9 un projet pour pallier l\u2019ennui de sa retraite, mais \u00e9taient t\u00f4t redevenus perplexes quant \u00e0 son issue. N\u2019emp\u00eache, lui qui \u00ab s\u2019emmerdait comme un rat mort \u00bb \u00e9tait maintenant d\u00e9bord\u00e9, et enfilait les kilom\u00e8tres, travaillant d\u2019arrache-pied. Il nota en soupirant :<br \/>\n\u2022 dentiste (mais pas d\u2019affiche de pr\u00e9vention et tr\u00e8s peu de publicit\u00e9s).<br \/>\n\u2022 tr\u00e8s peu de magazines (dont p\u00e9rim\u00e9s depuis plus de 4 ans alors que le cabinet n\u2019a m\u00eame pas 2 mois !)<br \/>\n\u2022 un ouvrage (BD) publicitaire pour enfant d\u00e9cati (l\u2019ouvrage, pas l\u2019enfant).<br \/>\n\u2022 4 chaises plastique (trop) dur.<br \/>\n\u2022 9m2 env. \/ toilettes \u00e0 plus de 3 m. !<br \/>\nIl agita son stylo. \u00c7a valait quoi \u00e7a ? Un 8 ? Un 9 ? Allez\u2026 Grand max\u2026 ? Il r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit longuement puis opta en fait pour un 7 et demi. C\u2019\u00e9tait, certes, s\u00e9v\u00e8re, mais juste. S\u2019il voulait que son \u00ab guide r\u00e9gional des salles d\u2019attente \u00bb se taille d\u2019embl\u00e9e une bonne r\u00e9putation il lui fallait \u00e9videmment avoir la dent dure.<br \/>\nHo ! H\u00e9 ! Qu\u2019on ne le taxe pas d\u2019indulgence d\u00e8s le lancement non plus, hein !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2663\" src=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/attente.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/attente.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/attente-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/attente-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/attente-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/attente-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/attente-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><br \/>\n(Le Loroux-Bottereau, 44, 11 juillet 2019)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ses enfants s\u2019\u00e9taient r\u00e9jouis qu\u2019il s\u2019\u00e9tait trouv\u00e9 un projet pour pallier l\u2019ennui de sa retraite, mais \u00e9taient t\u00f4t redevenus perplexes quant \u00e0 son issue. N\u2019emp\u00eache, lui qui \u00ab s\u2019emmerdait comme un rat mort \u00bb \u00e9tait maintenant d\u00e9bord\u00e9, et enfilait les kilom\u00e8tres, travaillant d\u2019arrache-pied. Il nota en soupirant : \u2022 dentiste (mais pas d\u2019affiche de pr\u00e9vention<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2663,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,5],"tags":[],"fm_constellation":[141,136,140],"class_list":["post-2662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mini-shorts","category-news"],"acf":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/piaille.fr\/@francismizio\/114438369179262824","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2662"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4543,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions\/4543"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2662"},{"taxonomy":"fm_constellation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fm_constellation?post=2662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}