{"id":2697,"date":"2025-05-11T10:00:50","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T08:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/?p=2697"},"modified":"2026-04-11T10:31:23","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T08:31:23","slug":"hamac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/2025\/05\/11\/hamac\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u00e2cher prise, pas le hamac"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Elle ne cessait de lui parler de cette histoire de place. Tout le monde a une place. Le fils du voisin, regarde, m\u00eame lui, et ton cousin qui n\u2019est pourtant pas fut\u00e9\u2026 Et toi tu n\u2019as toujours pas trouv\u00e9, ni m\u00eame cherch\u00e9 d\u2019ailleurs, de place. Si ton p\u00e8re \u00e9tait toujours l\u00e0, lui qui avait toujours trouv\u00e9 \u00e0 se placer, il serait fou \u00e0 te voir glander comme \u00e7a \u00e0 ton \u00e2ge sur le canap\u00e9 avec tes foutus jeux vid\u00e9os.<br \/>\nIl r\u00e9pondait que ce n\u2019\u00e9tait plus d\u2019actualit\u00e9, que le monde arrivait \u00e0 sa fin et qu\u2019avoir une place n\u2019avait plus aucune importance. On pouvait la perdre du jour au lendemain et bient\u00f4t, place ou pas place, pour tout le monde s\u2019allait \u00eatre pareil. Mais elle continuait \u00e0 lui seriner qu\u2019il fallait trouver sa place, avoir une place, se faire une place et <em>gnagnagna<\/em> la place et <em>gnagnagna<\/em>. Exasp\u00e9r\u00e9, d\u00e8s qu\u2019il re\u00e7ut ses allocations il s\u2019acheta le hamac et l\u2019installa derri\u00e8re la maison, puis alla lui dire que la place id\u00e9ale il l\u2019avait trouv\u00e9e, que c\u2019\u00e9tait d\u00e9sormais la sienne, qu\u2019il l\u2019occupait \u2014 et maintenant fous-moi la paix.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2699\" src=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/hamac.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/hamac.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/hamac-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/hamac-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/hamac-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/hamac-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/hamac-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Vallet, 44 &#8211; 22 juillet 2019 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elle ne cessait de lui parler de cette histoire de place. Tout le monde a une place. Le fils du voisin, regarde, m\u00eame lui, et ton cousin qui n\u2019est pourtant pas fut\u00e9\u2026 Et toi tu n\u2019as toujours pas trouv\u00e9, ni m\u00eame cherch\u00e9 d\u2019ailleurs, de place. Si ton p\u00e8re \u00e9tait toujours l\u00e0, lui qui avait toujours<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2699,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,5],"tags":[],"fm_constellation":[141,136,140],"class_list":["post-2697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mini-shorts","category-news"],"acf":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/piaille.fr\/@francismizio\/113967748979583035","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2697"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4570,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697\/revisions\/4570"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2697"},{"taxonomy":"fm_constellation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fm_constellation?post=2697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}