{"id":2843,"date":"2025-02-17T15:00:55","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T14:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/?p=2843"},"modified":"2026-04-11T10:50:17","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T08:50:17","slug":"lunivers-est-kitsch-et-vintage-de-ouf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/2025\/02\/17\/lunivers-est-kitsch-et-vintage-de-ouf\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;Univers est kitsch et vintage (de ouf)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">La d\u00e9couverte ces derniers jours de <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Quipu_(astronomie)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Quipu, la plus grande super structure connue de l&rsquo;Univers (un filament de 68 amas de galaxies)<\/a> a relanc\u00e9 momentan\u00e9ment l&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat pour la cosmologie (du moins chez les gens qui ne se pr\u00e9occupent pas du ch\u00f4mage prochain d&rsquo;Hanouna). De fait, je suis tomb\u00e9 ce matin sur Substack sur cette simulation vieille de 10 ans qu&rsquo;on nous ressort \u00e0 cette occasion : la simulation de formation \u00e0 grande \u00e9chelle de <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Filament_galactique\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">filaments de galaxies<\/a> constitu\u00e9s de parois de superamas galactiques.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IwIb5_cZQ3g?si=6umqDsqjat5iVf_p\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u6tz5m9CNm8?si=rZVJtaizurSjHvOz\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ils essaient de nous \u00e9pater, voire nous impressionner pour qu&rsquo;on s&rsquo;int\u00e9resse \u00e0 tous leurs trucs qu&rsquo;ils pensent \u00eatre importants et se faire renouveler leurs budgets de recherche (et pr\u00e9server leurs jobs auquel on ne comprend rien), sinon certainement pour qu&rsquo;on se tienne tranquille, apeur\u00e9 par le vide interstellaire. Mais moi, je sais tr\u00e8s bien ce qu&rsquo;il en est, et on ne va pas me la faire. En v\u00e9rit\u00e9, je vous le dis : on vit tout simplement dans une lampe \u00e0 plasma des ann\u00e9es 70 (cliquez dessus). Faut pas chercher plus loin. L&rsquo;Univers est vintage de ouf et on ne va pas en faire tout un plat.<br \/>\nBon, sinon : que va devenir Hanouna ?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2845\" src=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/plasma.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"378\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&gt; <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/jZM97L08NYU?si=YYT1_ZHuuZqM7pYR\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Un mus\u00e9e kitsch de la lampe \u00e0 plasma\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La d\u00e9couverte ces derniers jours de Quipu, la plus grande super structure connue de l&rsquo;Univers (un filament de 68 amas de galaxies) a relanc\u00e9 momentan\u00e9ment l&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat pour la cosmologie (du moins chez les gens qui ne se pr\u00e9occupent pas du ch\u00f4mage prochain d&rsquo;Hanouna). De fait, je suis tomb\u00e9 ce matin sur Substack sur cette simulation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2844,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,5],"tags":[],"fm_constellation":[139],"class_list":["post-2843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reco","category-recos-web","category-news"],"acf":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/piaille.fr\/@francismizio\/114019595103338225","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2843"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2852,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843\/revisions\/2852"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2843"},{"taxonomy":"fm_constellation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fm_constellation?post=2843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}