{"id":2934,"date":"2025-06-09T10:00:44","date_gmt":"2025-06-09T08:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/?p=2934"},"modified":"2026-04-11T10:31:07","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T08:31:07","slug":"mannequin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/2025\/06\/09\/mannequin\/","title":{"rendered":"Les mannequins ne sont plus ce qu&rsquo;ils \u00e9taient"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lorsqu\u2019il devint \u00e9vident que le magasin avait \u00e9t\u00e9 abandonn\u00e9 et que la vieille modiste avait disparu ; le propri\u00e9taire des murs fit ouvrir les lieux par la Justice. Alors la d\u00e9couverte fit ricaner. Ainsi la boutique qui n\u2019avait jamais de client, une vitrine toujours quasi vide ou totalement ringarde, qui faisait s\u2019interroger tout le monde depuis des d\u00e9cennies sur sa capacit\u00e9 \u00e0 fournir des revenus \u00e0 l\u2019octog\u00e9naire \u00e9tait semble-t-il la plaque tournante de l\u2019herbe et autres drogues vendues dans la r\u00e9gion, et recelait dans sa cave les restes de trois jeunes dealers disparus depuis quelques ann\u00e9es, neutralis\u00e9s d\u2019apr\u00e8s l\u2019autopsie par une aiguille \u00e0 chapeau enfonc\u00e9e dans la nuque. Mais ce qui rendit davantage hilare la ville fut d\u2019apprendre que le pr\u00e9nom de la fuyarde n\u2019\u00e9tait pas celui qu\u2019on supposait, que le magasin<em> \u00ab au vrai chic de Paris \u00bb<\/em> n\u2019avait sans doute pas \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e9t\u00e9 intitul\u00e9 par hasard <em>\u00ab le bon go\u00fbt de Marie-Jeanne \u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2935\" src=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/mannequin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1043\" height=\"1043\" srcset=\"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/mannequin.jpg 1043w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/mannequin-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/mannequin-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/mannequin-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/mannequin-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/mannequin-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1043px) 100vw, 1043px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Place De General De Gaulle, Cherbourg &#8211; 26\/08\/19)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lorsqu\u2019il devint \u00e9vident que le magasin avait \u00e9t\u00e9 abandonn\u00e9 et que la vieille modiste avait disparu ; le propri\u00e9taire des murs fit ouvrir les lieux par la Justice. Alors la d\u00e9couverte fit ricaner. Ainsi la boutique qui n\u2019avait jamais de client, une vitrine toujours quasi vide ou totalement ringarde, qui faisait s\u2019interroger tout le monde<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2935,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,5],"tags":[],"fm_constellation":[141,136,140],"class_list":["post-2934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mini-shorts","category-news"],"acf":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/piaille.fr\/@francismizio\/114652353647170948","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2934"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4992,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions\/4992"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2934"},{"taxonomy":"fm_constellation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/francis-mizio.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/fm_constellation?post=2934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}